simple guide to 1st ave

an easy guide to help you through 7 lane one way streets

1. parked cars
2. double parked cars
3. cars avoiding double parked cars
4. left hand turn from inside lane
5. long or large vehicles turn from center lane
6. can also turn from outside lane
7. con-edison work van working in center lane
8. cars changing lanes to avoid con-edison
9. slippery man hole
10. big sludgy pothole
11. subway grate
    
12. metal plate covering sludgy potholes that got too big

stay between 2 and 7, never between 1 and 2, watch out for 3, 8, 4 and 5, try and avoid 9's and 10's and hold tight over 11 and 12.
easy as pie, home and hosed.